Learning To Love You More

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AT (me): Hel-lo David Bowie: Hi there, we haven't met but I'm David Bowie. AT: wha? DB: David Bowie...Ziggy Stardust...Iman's husband AT: yeah yeah of course. Um how can I help you? DB: Well to be brief, I've heard of your stellar curatorial ambitions and I'd like to give you a job. AT: YOU, heard of me? DB: Yes, don't ask how. I have ways. Anyway, I'm opening a gallery in San Francisco. I need someone who can run the space, find new artists, make creativity happen. AT: I'd be honored, when do you plan on opening? DB: Brilliant! We're opening next month. I'll have my assistant find you a nice flat and you can move in straight away. I need someone who can take care of herself. I won't be directing you. You do whatever you want with the galllery. Well, cheers, have to run. I fly in on Friday, we'll meet for a champagne toast. Bye AT: (gulp) whoa