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Anonymous
Los Angeles, California USA
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me: Hello, this is __
george w bush: Hi ___
me: Im glad you called, theres so many things I've been wanting to say to you.
gwb: Whats up?
me: Well, could please die? Along with everyone in your cabinet- and your family too? Or at least renounce your throne and go away?
gwb: Why?
me: Because your killing alot of innocent people, and destroying the environment. My children are going to suffer for a very long time because of your bad decisions.
gwb: Okay, I'll step down, anything else?
me: Yes, get rid of those electronic voting machines, you're not fooling anyone with those....and confess all your lies on television, sign the Kyoto agreement, make SUV's illegal, and make a law that every new road must have a bike lane and reinstate the endangered species act.
gwb: Okay.
me: One other thing, renounce your american citizenship and dont call me ever again. Creep.
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