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Assignment #37
Write down a recent argument.

Serena McCarroll
Bruno, Saskatchewan CANADA

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Serena: I think I'm going to submit the argument we had last night when you were shining the soap dispenser to Learning To Love You More.
Tyler: Absolutely not. That argument doesn't leave these walls.
Serena: Oh, come on. It was such a silly argument. I think it's funny.
Tyler: No. I don't want people knowing our business.
Serena: Why? Are you embarrassed?
Tyler: People won't understand. I folded the tissue.
Serena: I know you folded the tissue! That was part of the argument! I will be detailing the argument in its entirety, including your defense.
Tyler: No
Serena: I'll make it anonymous
Tyler: Yeah right. They'll track us down somehow.
Serena: Who will?
Tyler: They will. Someone will.
Serena: Are you aware that the very fact you're embarrassed means I won the argument last night?
Tyler: People won't understand. In hindsight maybe I shouldn't have done it. It doesn't sound good.
Serena: No one is going to track us down.
Tyler: And you won't email Kerri and tell her you've posted an (he gestures quotation marks around the following word) "anonymous" submission?
Serena: I won't. I promise.
Serena: Maybe I should submit this argument instead.
Tyler: Yeah, you should.
Serena: Or maybe it's too convoluted to write down.
Tyler: Yeah.