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Jonny P.
Johannesburg, SOUTH AFRICA
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Sent to: Sandton Chronicle, Randburg Chronicle, news24.com.
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PRICE ACCEPTS BUDGE DEFEAT
22 July 2008
Johannesburg, SA - It was revealed last night that Jonathan James Price, suave hipster and general man-about-town, conceded to long time rival Samantha Budge being 'cooler'. The self-confessed 'coolest g*dd*mn mofo ever' has never been known to put a foot wrong with respects to general coolness. Price himself is constantly re-inventing his much sought-after image to maintain on the cutting edge of international cool, often renaming himself with various monikers from the subdued 'Jonny' to the downright outlandish 'Jon'.
When confronted Price revealed that he was 'shocked and dismayed' to find Budge displaying an extraordinary taste in fashion and coolness when he met her at her Lonehill apartment at approximately 19:42 yesterday evening. 'It was the jersey, I knew it was over when I saw the jersey', Price muttered to himself, clearly taken aback by the defeat. This comes amidst fresh speculation that Budge is considering opening talks with the opposition after a recent spate of unfounded snubbings.
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