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Ca'Mareo Waller
Buffalo, New York USA
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Advice to Cam at 7
-You may be young, but please try to get to know your Uncle Charles better. He doesn't have a lot of time left.
-DEMAND that you join a peewee football/sport league. It'll definitely help you out and help you keep your weight down. It's better than not starting to lose weight until you're 17.
Advice to Cam at 9
-Don't forge your mother's signature on the test you barely passed. Mrs. Lnagley can see right through your horrendous handwriting.
Advice to Cam at 11
-Don't let that bully bother you. Nobody likes him, and he has excessively large man-boobs that he's ashamed of.
Advice to Cam at 13
-Don't waste your time giving Jill candy for Valentine's Day. You'll avoid your first (and one of your worst) instance of heartbreak.
Advice to Cam at 14
-DO NOT believe what Emily, Jen, and Caroline tell you. You'll avoid one of the nastiest pranks you'll ever experience, and it will keep your self-esteem firmly intact.
-When you "use" the bathroom on a dreary Saturday while Nicole is at home, make sure that the bathroom door is fully closed. You'll save yourself a good six months of family humiliation.
-When you go to Universal Orlando for Spring Break, do not pack just jeans because it's still snowing in New York. Throw some shorts in. You'll think yourself when you get to Florida.
Advice to Cam at 15
-Do not worry yourself at all this year. It's a good year with minimal bumps you have to face. Enjoy yourself.
Advice to Cam at 16
-Don't be apprehensive about sitting next to Bryan in Computer Science. He will turn out to be one of the best friends you'll ever have.
-Don't vent to Jessica's sister. She's going to tell Jessica, and cause things to never be the same between you two. Ever.
-Even though you'll join it regardless, don't give a second thought to joining the TV Studio. You'll wind up being one of the most valuable members of it, and through it, you'll learn what you want to do with your life.
-Even though she finally admitted to reciprocating your feelings for her and asked you to homecoming, decline Kim's requests. Nothing will happen between you two because of her father's prejudiced views. Save yourself your second heartbreak in advance.
Advice to Cam at 17
-Mary S. is the epitome of "two-faced." Avoid accordingly.
-Don't spend too much time "being one of the guys" and making fun of Carmedy because she lived in France. She'll wind up being your girlfriend at the year's end AND will connect you with your first real (and worthwhile) job.
Advice to Cam at 18
-Those girls that catcalled for you at Universal Orlando Citywalk when you were with Bryan and Joe really DID want you. All five of them. Seriously.
-Avoid Nicole V. You always pondered what it would be like to meet someone that can meet/surpass your sarcasm. Well you'll find out with her. And it ain't pretty.
-Don't be jealous/upset about not "scoring" while visiting Bryan at St. Bonaventure. You'll gain a great friendship and more from the process.
-Do all of the romantic stuff you wanted to do with Jenn fast. You two are gonna break up about two months after you turn 19. And the process won't be pretty.
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