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Nora
San Francisco, California USA
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Fade in.
SOUND OF PHONE RINGING
Mom: ...lo?
Nora: Hey, Mom, it's me.
Mom: Oh. How are you? I haven't heard from you in a while.
Nora: Just been busy but I do think about you. Sorry if I don't call more.
Mom: That's ok. I know you're busy. Do you want to go to the rosary tonight at Paula's?
Nora: I'm sorry, I can't tonight...You know, there's something I've always wanted to tell you...
Mom: ...Something else? You just told me you've been married for 8 months.
Nora: Yes, I've been harboring this secret for longer.
Mom: Oh.
Nora: I've gotten into a couple of film festivals.
Mom: Congratulations. Did you get paid for it? What's the film about?
Nora: Well, it's about a really horny woman who lives in Oakland...anyway, one of the lead characters is a 15 inch penis.
SILENCE ON THE OTHER LINE
Nora: But it's made out of clay and it's animated so...
Mom: Oh, that's not so bad. I'd like to watch it sometime...You know, I know I didn't know what a blow job was when Hugh Grant got caught with that prostitute. Are there any blow jobs in your movie?
Nora: I can re-edit the film and put one in just for you.
Mom: I'd like that...Ok, can I call you later? "All My Children" is about to start.
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