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Liz
Los Angeles, California USA
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Me: Dave?
Dave: Hey.
Me: Dude!! Oh my God! Dude! You're calling me from Argentina! LONG DISTANCE!
Dave: Liz--
Me: Long distance!
Dave: Stop talking. Liz, shut up. Shut up. Liz -- I was totally in love with you.
Me: What?
Dave: And I was a dick for not saying it before. And I loved you more than anyone I ever had before. Including my ex-girlfriend. She can suck it.
Me: Um... Uh.
Dave: So I wanted to tell you.
Me: Wow.
Dave: Yeah. Ok I have I know this is horrible but I have to go, this bar has three-person foosball, and I'm next.
Me: Okay. Um -
Dave: Yeah I have to go, bye.
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