Learning To Love You More
HELLO ASSIGNMENTS DISPLAYS LOVE GRANTS REPORTS SELECTIONS OLIVERS BOOK

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Assignment #52
Write the phone call you wish you could have.

Chris Fleitas
San Jose, California USA

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Me: HLO
  
"Gums": You know who this is. You done crossed us for the last time. Now you're going to pay. For the lead sandwich we're going to give you.
  
Me: This is terribly exciting, but I fear you have the wrong number. Because I don't know who this is, and I didn't order any lead sandwich.
  
"Gums": Oh. Who....who am I speaking with? Is it Claus?
  
Me: No. That must be the problem. My name isn't Claus.
  
"Gums": Oh dear. I'm terribly sorry.
  
Me: Don't worry about it. You've injected some exciting violence into a humdrum life. Good luck finding Claus. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.
  
"Gums": Much obliged. Toodles.
  
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