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me: hello?
him: it's me.
me: i know. you never send your caller identity, but i recognize your voice. i will find a way to somehow let you have the 34.50 euro, cd case, kleenex with a monkey on it, chewing gum, tape, missing piece of the camping stove and your little jar with lip balm in it, because i actually i promised myself not to acknowledge you any more (unless you apologize).
him: yeah, about that. when i said i never loved you. i didn't mean it. you know i cannot cope with emotions ... i missed you the whole time.
me: (so the ignore-tactic worked)
him: i can't handle being without you, that's what made me act like an asshole. it was immature to go and look for someone to have less problems with.
me: that's what i told you like 3 months ago.
him: today, i was walking outside, and a flower pot fell on my head. suddenly i realized that i need you, and no one else, and i'm truly sorry for causing you so much pain. i know you're worth working it out. and i will stop playing world of warcraft and start dating you properly, if you let me.
me: okay.
him: really?
me: yeah.
him: want to drive to bavaria with me?
me: sure. come pick me up. now.
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