ASSIGNMENTS:
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Noah
New York, New York USA
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REPORTS:
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You have several options (I give total permission for any of these):
1. Cremate me and throw my ashes at people I didn't like when I was alive, then yell "Fuck you from Noah!" and run away
2. Have me stuffed and permanently placed in a hilarious position (e.g. menacing, clumsy, horny)
3. Same as #2, but with my dick coming out of my forehead instead of my groin
4. Same as #2, but dress me in hilarious seasonal outfits (Easter Bunny costume, MLK costume)
5. Bring me back to life (who's to say what will be possible by the time I die?). I prefer this option, actually.
Oh, and, at my funeral, play The Best Thing Ever's DVD(s), over and over, until everyone leaves.
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