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Assignment #51
Describe what to do with your body when you die.

b&t
Rochester, New York USA

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(t)
Take all the parts that are worth anything, i.e. useful to other living beings. Everything else you may burn, then scatter the ashes in various places that I used to go and places I wish I had gone to.
(b)
I want a viking funeral.
Upon my death I would like to have my body placed in a boat and surrounded by kindling and maybe a couple of good books and pushed out into the Asiatic Sea. I don't want gasoline poured on me or to have any other possessions included. On the shore, skilled archers will light their arrows and shoot at the boat.
If I am buried against my wishes, I charge those who have promised to do so to dig up my body and proceed with the funeral.