Learning To Love You More
HELLO ASSIGNMENTS DISPLAYS LOVE GRANTS REPORTS SELECTIONS OLIVERS BOOK

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Assignment #44
Make a "LTLYM assignment".

"Write the perfect job ad you wish you could find in the paper"
Marie W.
Vancouver, British Columbia CANADA

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Example:
HELP WANTED
We are looking for a dedicated metaphor seeker to work in a busy fast-paced sunny outdoor office - beachside. Multi-taskers need not apply. Scatterbrains only. Ideal candidate would be a single independent self-starter who spends hours thinking about the best approach (metaphorically, of course). Should be very personable and yet a completely self-inflicted loner with a penchant for film and TV directing, script writing, theater, singing, painting and basically any other art form known to man.
Perfect job for commitment phobics as you pick your own hours and act as your own boss.
Apply in person or by email depending on your mood. $65,000/ year to start with paid vacations and annual bonuses at Christmas, Halloween and every second long weekend.
MUST BE EXTREMELY CREATIVE AND THEREFORE CONSTANTLY ASKING THEMSELVES - WHERE DO I FIT IN?