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Brian Dodd
New York, New York USA
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1. Ridley Scott directs "1984" commercial for Apple Computers.
2. Caltech students pull off the great "Rosebowl Hoax."
3. My father, attempting to impress his friend, changes my diaper in front of him. He picks me up, naked, and holding me under the arms he makes goofy faces at me. I start crying. He starts laughing. I pee in his mouth. I stop crying.
4. I accomplish my life-long goal of drooling so much that I completely saturate my shirt.
5. I turn 1 year old on Dec. 19th.
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