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"Amanda's open faced church cure "
Amanda Owen-Doerr
Lincoln, Nebraska USA
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If you want to heal yourself of the holy spirit and your grandma keeps forcing you to go to church (even if it was back in 1985), chew a bunch of soda crackers and pretend to vomit each and every time you are made to suffer the hardship of mass. After a while she will be no less than a Pavlovian dog, believing that you are allergic to the father, the son and obviously, the holy spirit. You can also fake seizures, fainting, panic attacks and well timed bout of diarrhea if you want to take a more dramatic approach.
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