Learning To Love You More
HELLO ASSIGNMENTS DISPLAYS LOVE GRANTS REPORTS SELECTIONS OLIVERS BOOK

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Assignment #37
Write down a recent argument.

Adrienne Manlove
Keller, Texas USA

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Me: Emma, why are you brushing your teeth downstairs?
Emma: It makes it go by faster.
Me: That's stupid. You waste time by just walking down the stairs. Just go do it in your sink!!
Emma: NO!
Me: COME ON, I don't even want to argue now. You didn't even turn it on. You know, the toothbrush will make your teeth way more clean if you actually turn it on. There isn't even toothpaste on it.
Emma: (sits on chair) I'll just finish here.
Me: PLEASE go upstairs!!
Emma: NO!!!! The toothbrush hurts my ears if I turn it on.
Me: Oh god….Emma just go upstairs. I will CHASE YOU upstairs.
Emma: FINE!!! (prepares to resist being carried upstairs)
Me: FINE, THEN!!! (I freak out and leap toward her)
Emma: AHHHH!!!! (Jumps up and runs toward the staircase) Fine, I'm going!
Me: (make cross-eyed face) RAGHHHHHH!!!!!! (chase Emma up the stairs)
Emma: (Laughing at goofy face) OH NO….okay, I'm going into my room.
Me: Goodnight, Emma.
Emma: Goodnight!