Learning To Love You More
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Assignment #37
Write down a recent argument.

Mary Ann Heagerty
Los Angeles, California USA

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(I enter my sister Sarah's room)
Me: Hey, can I use some mascara? Mine's out.
Sarah: (grimace,dialing number on phone) Um...
Me: What? Are you kidding?
Sarah: You get more eye infections than most.
Me: (widens eyes) C'mon...Look they're clean.
Sarah: (grimace, now on phone with boyfriend - speaks to him) Hi! I'm home.
Me: C'mon.
(Sarah hands me mascara and I read label)
Me: Blackest plum?
Sarah: (To boyfriend) Hold on
(To me) You can't even tell.
(I try it in her bedroom mirror)
Me: (frustrated) This isn't clumping.
Sarah: No, it isn't clumping. It's not the clumping kind of mascara... stretches and seperates. So don't use it all up! Mascara freak.
Me: Fine. (exits room)