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Claire Foster
Memphis, Tennessee USA
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Me: Hello?
Dad: Hey Beezer!
Me: Dad, don't call me that.
Dad: Oh, I guess my little girl is too old to be called that now huh? Birthday girl!
Me: I think I was too old for that nickname once I started to say, "shut the Hell up" when you'd call me that.
Dad: Don't curse. So, how does it feel to be the big 2-2?
Me: Uhh...you should have asked me that last year, when I turned 22. I'm 23 today.
Dad: No no, you're 22.
Me: Noooo, 23.
Dad: Claire, I was there when you were born.
Me: I think I was there too....I'm 23.
Dad: You haven't been drinking or smoking pot today have you?
Me: Huh??
Dad: Well, you obviously are not thinking clearly....it's a little early to have a drink Beez...
Me: What!? I'm not drunk, don't call me Beezer, and I'm 23!! What year do you think I was born in?
Dad: 1982. Good old Days. Reagan was in office. Boy, I'll tell you what, if Reagan was in office now our country would be in goo-
Me: Dad, Reagan is so dead. And I'm 23.
Dad. Okay, okay sure. You're 23.
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